Glue guns

So I'm giving Shelby grief about her owning a glue gun...how graceful
she is in general, shouldn't me allowed to buy one etc.
First squirt of hot glue, when I use her glue gun, lands straight on
my pinky finger! Sporting a nice blister. Payback for running my
mouth. :)
(Blue dot on tip of my ring finger, mechanical pencil incident from
eighties!)